Ladies, the guys don't have a clue?

Question

On a question about how to become a womanizer, the men were recommending: hair gel, cologne, teeth whitening, eyebrow waxing and $150 haircuts.

What would be your response if a man wearing hair gel and cologne, with waxed eyebrows and bleached teeth tried to pick you up?

Answer 1

Bwahahahhaha!! Well, I guess he would have to have an awesome pick up line because I might be blinded by the bleach, distracted by the goo, and overwhelmed by the cheap cologne.



(Quite frankly I think the best and most effective tool a man can deploy is confidence and ease. All those things that were suggested makes him look like he's TRYING. Better to be the guy who knows he doesn't have to try. He simply is.)

Answer 2

Not a fan of gel, pomade's the way to go for most men, and anyone with short hair.



If his brows were unruly, I'm down with a man who waxes. Especially if he didn't start with two, defined, separate brows.



Cologne is a must.



Whitening tends to improve *everyone*.



Most guys don't spend that much a hair cut, even at a top stylist/barber shop men tend to come in less than that. Seems dense to me.



How he looks is only part of the equation, so for me that advice isn't great and they're not helping the guy out much...but it's a start ^5

Answer 3

It's fine for a guy to take care of himself and have good hygiene, but does he really want to be the 'pretty' one in the relationship?



Personally I'm not looking for a pretty guy, but I know some women that find that a turn on (I usually find the pretty guy is often quite shallow - too much time spent on looks and not enough time thinking about other things)*



*NOT true in every case - there are some pretty guys who can hold a decent conversation, just as for pretty women (not that I want to date either).

Answer 4

tracy this guy get more azz then a toilet seat. I am not lying i wish it wasn't true. Yesterday he bought a pink dress shirt and i laughed at him but he still got laid wearing it. He is a metro sexual and for some reason women in california like it. Don't get mad at the messenger. If you read the whole thing i said don't be like him be your self.

Answer 5

LOL. Self centered and shallow individual with homosexual tendencies (and there is absolutely nothing wrong with these tendencies). I also would be wondering about the reasons behind his interest in a female me, unless he is looking for a shopping companion.

Answer 6

Okay...point taken, very pimpish



However---wouldn't we all complain if the guy had messy, unclean, unkempt hair, smelled badly, had a uni-brow and yellow teeth?



Let's think this through before we make too much fun, lol

Answer 7

Tracy I couldn't see you chasing a womanizer..You have too much respect for yourself I'd think..I think your confusing a don juan lover type for a womanizer. A Don Juan type doesn't lead the women on and they are a better women from having known him

Answer 8

I'm not attracted to pretty men or men who try to be pretty. I would probably simply say "No, thank you, I'm not interested" and walk away.

Answer 9

lol, where was that question? That sounds more like a who can come the closest to looking like "Vinny from the Bronx" competition there.

Answer 10

I'd think he was a complete tool and an even bigger douche bag. I wouldn't even waste time rolling my eyes at his pathetic attempts to be cool.

Answer 11

It'd be as bad as a woman wearing heavy makeup stuff.

Answer 12

So you are saying the hair gel is too much. Consider it gone :)

Answer 13

I would wonder why a man resembling a mannequin, or a Thunderbirds puppet was out on the pull!

Answer 14

Let them be clueless, Tracey.

Answer 15

I dunno . . . my womanizing friend has probably done a few of those things over the course of his lifetime. But he knows he'd never be able to attract me if we didn't know each other and he wanted to pick me up.

Answer 16

Isn't that a good thing? Guys not having a clue how to be a womanizer??





I would recommend listening to Britney's song.

Answer 17

I'd think he was trying way to hard, so he must have an interior motive

Answer 18

Too vain. If he has to spend more time in front of a mirror than I do, then he wouldn't be my kind of guy. I prefer a more "rugged manly look".

Answer 19

Player, walk away.

Answer 20

Do yourself & all of us a deed doll ; take gen's advice to heart..

Answer 21

Haha.:]

I"'ve got a great gay friend I could hook you up with."

Answer 22

Lol, lol, lol, what a fabulous question, I for one would run sounds really scary to me.

Answer 23

We both know what they say here and what they chose to do are 2 completely different things.



Even you suggested fabulous good looks right? You women are the primping experts. Tell us how to primp properly then. :-)

Answer 24

"There's a man who doesn't have a clue how to change his own oil"

Answer 25

Calmly explain to him that i am not a male, nor is it the seventies.

Answer 26

I'm pretty sure they were joking, give it a rest, Tracey.

Answer 27

RUN!

Answer 28

I dunno.



Were they recommending them all at once?