anonymous
2010-11-07 00:50:09 UTC
LuLu (female): "Gosh, look at human history. Look at all the wars men have waged."
Billy (a male): "WHUT!?!?! Are you KIDDING ME!? Have you already forgotten about Queen Boudicca, or Cleopatra? OH and if Hillary Clinton was president, she's be on the RAG every month! She'd be invading a new country every WEEK!"
LuLu: "Now Billy, that's just silly talk. Sure, there's been some women who were horrible warmongers, who killed many, wrought destruction ... but let's be realistic here. Out of all the wars waged, 90% of them were waged by men. Men created the nuclear bomb. And George W. Bush was a male."
Billy: "You're a stupid feminist."
LuLu: "You just insulted me, therefore you lose by default."
Billy: "Make me a sandwich bi---."
LuLu: "Oh wow, real original. Like I've never heard that one before. You know why you're resorting to such non-sense Billy? Because you just got told by a woman, and you can't handle it."
*Billy walks away in shame*
Billy, who had to leave because he couldn't control his testosterone, left his wallet on the table. Before he remembers, I pick up the wallet, find a couple $20's, and casually stroll off to Starbucks, where I buy myself a grande americano misto in a venti cup.
And that my friends ... is survival of the fittest.