Women are all evil - the mathematical proof!?

Question

We finally have mathematical proof that all women are evil. Here's how it goes...

1a. As everyone knows, women require time and money. So to write this mathematically...

1b. Women = Time x Money

2a. However everyone also knows that time is money. So to write this mathematically...

2b. Time = Money.

3a. Because we now know that time is exactly equal to money, we can change the equation in 1b above to...

3b. Women = Money x Money

4a. With me so far? Good. Another way of writing something x itself is to show it squared. So we can now write our equation as....

4b. Women = Money ²

5a. However, everyone again knows that money is the root of all evil, or mathematically expressed...

5b. Money = square root (All Evil)

6a. So, if Money is the square root of all evil, money squared must exactly equal All Evil...

6b. Money ² = All Evil.

7a. So now we can replace Money ² with All Evil in our ongoing equation from 4b, giving us...

Women = All Evil.

Flawless scientific mathematical proof, don't you agree?

Answer 1

all women's problems stem from men...think about it, we have to go through crappy periods called MENstruation, then if we have female problems we have to see a Gynaecologist, we go through the MENopause and then you have the nerve to tell us we are going MENtal!!!! ...TYPICAL!

Answer 2

Women Equal Evil

Answer 3

And how may times did YOU mention money here? And anytime ive turned away money being spent on me, because i have my money and i dont expect a guy to blow his money on trivial things to make me think he likes me or is trying to make me feel he deserves something in return, ive been called easy. And you know what, i never got money spent on me, for a stuffed animal, a flower, nothing. So maybe some women just want to be shown respect and wanting a man to spend some money is showing them theyre special enough to be thought of. But in case your just being funny, haha, very clever!

Answer 4

You forgot to divide a variable which is Love. I think that crosses all Evil. Without women, there would be no love.

Answer 5

Never seen this plastered all over the internet before /sarcasm.

Answer 6

maths my friend is not based on guesswork, so fine you r allowed an opinion, but you should just express yourself, and leave maths out of it,

Answer 7

I really don't think it's a funny joke.

Answer 8

Sandwich maker is technically equal to woman. You forgot that part

Answer 9

Stay away from women dude.

Answer 10

fail, men require time and money, so do dogs... so do most living things, so really your saying every living thing = evil.

Answer 11

Lmao. I didn't learn that in school.

Answer 12

I think maybe you have far too much time on your hands ?!?!

Answer 13

YES ROFFL

Answer 14

flawless

Answer 15

say that to your mother, female friend, or girlfriend/wife.

Answer 16

:D